Flu hits me! My monster boyf spread those germs to moi!
*Slap you with a large smelly tuna fish*
And now my head's spinning like a merry-go-round, or maybe a roller coaster? Feels like fever's dawning on me! Ouch! Bet mumsy's gonna buy me TCM herbal tea or something which I loathe. Or she's gonna stuff me with tonzz of fruits. Especially oranges, I don't know why! Damnnnn I hate oranges unless it's those sweet ones, yakkkk. And I don't consult doctor for I think you'll be cheerful as goldfish after popping some panadols! KekeXxz!
But nooooo, I hate drugs too. Hee hee>:0
Valentine's nearing and am gonna give the monster boyf a surprise! I'll always have ideas when it comes to helping others, but I'm running out of constructive ideas already! Giving roses and chocolates are a total nuisance please? First, it's super orbiang(ol' fashioned). Secondly, flowers will wilt and you're gonna dump it. Lastly, you can't keep chocolates! In addition, plushies and photoframes are the big NO-NOs.
Okay, maybe I ain't romanticccccccc.
I hate lo-man-ti-ke(romantic) ambience and stuffs, yakkkk goosebumps!
*GRITS TEETH*
Oh helljyeah I remembered we bumped into this "fortune teller" at Serangoon Gardens. He scared the shit outta me when he suddenly stared at me and told me, "This isn't the path you want, blah blah blah..........." Most importantly, he said something I doesn't wanna know! But we'll both prove him wrong! 'Cause I'd never believed in reading the past or predicting the future. Bullpoop!
Aight, am gonna hop into the slumber now.
Adios!
P/s: Vitamin R is the celestial pill!
P/p/s: Am learning a cantonese song! PHEW&^$#%@
Look! I've got lashes like Snuffy's!
I don't know whatdafuck's with this handsign. I learned from monster boyf.
When your life is going too fast
Off the train tracks, I can slow it down.
Just when you think you bout to turn back
Scared you might crash, I'll be your ground.
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